It's time for summer... boredom.

Ok so after almost a year of inactivity, I've decided to just salvage this blog, because I'm a lazy bastard and don't want to go make another new one. Plus, this one gives me a little more freedom than the hypothetical 'Gamer Blog' would. So this is it, and to today's story!

So in this article people are apparently caught believing that the Onion is real. I'll repeat that, because you're probably stuck in the same disbelief I was. People, as in living human beings, believe that certain articles from THE ONION are real! I'm just stuck in... WHAT THE FUCK! Ok so, the story goes that when the Onion's article was reposted (and this is why Copypasta is the devil). Now, the people who reposted it forgot to mention that it was a satirical story, because Obama releasing a thousand page e-mail is totally believable. Cue people taking it seriously.

So now we have someone fighting the good fight though. The fight against the general stupidity surrounding us. A brave soul has created a blog to document these fits and seizures of stupidity. The blog is called 'Literally Unbelievable'. And let me tell you, it is pretty hilarious. It's also slightly horrifying. These are real people saying really stupid things. It is not ok to be stupid, people. Just remember that next time you think to say something online.

The Truth about Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga, pop sensation (sorta), hamphrodite, retarded, and Michael Jackson? Yes I am afraid so. If you look closely at the Lady's (Lord's?) pictures from the rally she lead against "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" she bears a striking resmblence to the supposedly deceased Michael Jackson.


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For those of you who live under a rather large rock, Michael Jackson "died" shortly after the rise of Lady Gaga. The only and obvious conclusion that could be drawn is that Lady Gaga is Michael Jackson.


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This explains the allegations of being a hemaphrodite against Lady Gaga. They aren't true, it's just that she is actually just a guy. So your homework for the rest of your life is to call "Lady Gaga" Lord Gaga.

SAINTZ!!!!!

Woot! I am loud and Proud to be a member of the WHO DAT NATION!!!! And I am even prouder when I get to say WE WON 38-14!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I am EVEN PROUDER when get to see it in PERSON! YAY!

But now to more important things. Such as this:



Indeed... this is reason 1 that Twilight needs to be gone. Hehehe, go watch it again.
Now this next video needs to happen to some people I know, except the bottle of coke needs to... well watch and see



SPOILER!: Yeah the bottle needs to hit some of the people I know in the face... I would laugh so hard. But I don't want you to think I am just pointing out fails... so here is something more serious.



HELL YEAH! So anyway, that's all the stuff that I found on You Tube today that was well, awesome.

False Wallet: Day1 and Ninja-itus!

Ok, so, welcome to the False Wallet! Originally, this was gonna be the WTF Weekly, but that was taken so.... False Wallet makes the same amount of sense. So to start this off I have a song, a decent so, but the weird/awesome thing is this guy (the lead singer) has a severe case of Ninja-itus. Enjoy!



This final video for today is NOT a ninja moment, and beware you may need to put your head in cold water after seeing this.